KFEB 508: Flesh Gordon

Flesh Gordon

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Boogaloo! Last episode you had the Flash and this time out it’s the Flesh! Softcore porn classic Flesh Gordon is on tap in the season finale of the Astro Nutz cycle!
Professor Gordon explains that Earth is being tormented by periodic “sex rays”, which send people into a sexual frenzy. When one of the rays hits the Ford Tri-Motor passenger aircraft carrying Flesh Gordon and Dale Ardor, the pilots abandon the controls and everyone aboard has manic sex. When they finish, Flesh and Dale escape the imminent crash by parachute. They land near the workshop of Flexi Jerkoff who has a plan to stop the sex rays at their source.

They travel to the planet Porno in Jerkoff’s phallic rocket ship, and are briefly hit by a sex ray, resulting in a frantic three-way orgy. They crash land after being shot down by the minions of Emperor Wang, and are attacked by several one-eyed “Penisauruses” before being taken prisoner by Wang’s soldiers. They are brought before Wang, who is presiding over an orgy of more than a dozen men and women. Jerkoff is sent to work in Wang’s laboratory, while Wang announces his intention to marry Dale. Flesh is sentenced to death, but is saved when Queen Amora takes him to be her sex slave instead.

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB applauds a cult classic in a way that finally answers ‘what is the sound of one hand clapping?’Flesh Gordon

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Flesh Gordon

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The on-going list of the top b-movies as rated by the Cult Film Showdown team!
Join them each episode as they tirelessly search for the Ultimate B-Movie!
FilmSchlock
Appeal
More Heart
Than Budget
WTF
Moments
Memorable
Moments
Crazy
Concept
Score
Out of:40-----------------------------40-----------------------------40-----------------------------40-----------------------------40-----------------------------100-----------------------------
Hard Rock Zombies384040303992.5
Ninja III:
The Domination
37 35 35 32 34 86.5
Miami Connection383836303186.5
Samurai Cop383238323385.5
Frankenhooker333432324085.5
Flesh Gordon
Meets The
Cosmic
Cheerleaders
373433323685
Flesh Gordon343637312983.5
Wolf Guy352839323383.5
Deadly Prey393339322383
Frankenstein
Island
383138213883
Maniac (1934)343138243583
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park382033323482
Furious (1984)343140253081
The Apple273038343381
Road to Hell304025263879.5
Raw Force382933233579
Y'ur Height Only373434282579
R.O.T.O.R.343339252578
Howling 2: Your Sister..352337313078
H.O.T.S.322930332877
Chopping Mall323429263177
Crank 2:
High Voltage
292933253475
Deathstalker II343735271775
Frankenstein
Conquers
The World
312732253474.5
Elves312232273674
Flash Gordon341934342773
Screwballs333435281372.5
Loose Screws353234311072
Starcrash313336232071.5
Ninja The Violent Sorcerer342734143471.5
Traxx312630292771.5
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky342137282371.5
Preppies302737271770
The Doll242940163069.5
Gutterballs282932292269
Space Mutiny313033202368.5
Malibu Express342433222668.5
Gymkata341730263068.5
Santa's Slay262535292168
Tales From The Quadead Zone292631093968
Spookies283132192567.5
Incredibly Strange Creatures...283326163167
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2312431252367
Big City Blues262731282166.5
Crippled Masters312620203666.5
Isle of
the Snake
People
372435142266
Breakin 2:
Electric
Boogaloo
293227311265.5
312630172365.5
American Shaolin252730251965
Game of Death II341436183065
Cabin Boy272617293065
Reform School Girls332229242265
Fatal Deviation263234191864.5
Star Wars Holiday Special22936224064.5
Stone Cold342235261264.5
Dead Heat272532202564.5
Panther Squad312434152264
One Down,
Two To Go
272535172363.5
Killer Klowns From Outer Space293018252563.5
They're Playing With Fire212927242863.5
Up the Creek271929292463
Cast a Deadly Spell183121312763
Phase IV202925292262.5
Dracula
vs
Frankenstein
(1971)
282432152461.5
Terror in Beverly Hills341637251061
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time302329221860
Class of 1999263117232560
Caveman222417233359.5
The Weird Man262828142259
Revenge
of the
Nerds
172523371659
Battle
Beyond
the Stars
254017221458
Planet
of the
Vampires
133911302057.5
The Monster
Squad
213314331457.5
Dracula AD 1972262219242457.5
Vampire Hookers322222192057.5
Spellcaster242425182357
Rock and Roll Nightmare242627132457
The Barbarians282730161357
Bloodsport252223191256.5
Transylvania Twist203117281556.5
Chained Heat32272619956.5
Enter the Ninja242323222356.5
Omega Cop282030161856
Cherry 2000242519232356
Avenging Force272627191556
Skidoo180728303055.5
Equalizer 2000302831121055.5
Dead End Drive In25279252455
Hercules2562424162355
UHF182715331653.5
Breathing Fire272229121552.5
Warlock 2: The Armageddon262619201451.5
Santa
and the
Ice Cream
Bunny
220735102750.5
Street Law183217221350
Creepozoids29242214950
Son of Kong222222171349
King
of the
Kickboxers
272719151249
Monolith Monsters222114201949
Santa Claws (1996)272032080949
American Drive-In232524121449
Cyborg Cop281829101448.5
I Like To Hurt People212020132147.5
Dungeons & Dragons280229181947
American Ninja 2261725121346.5
The Big Bet221426161446
Advs of Hercules23162881746
The Hebrew Hammer251422141645.5
Santa With Muscles231529081645.5
Captain America 2: Death Too Soon211228210845
Trick Baby122509251643.5
American Ninja201421122043.5
Blood of Heroes132410192143.5
Halloween 6: Curse of Micheal Myers: Producer's Cut181821072142.5
Race With The Devil191224161442.5
New Year's Evil181724141142
America 300019122082542
The Tomb22182291342
Shootfighter: Fight to the Death241819150941.5
2020 Texas Gladiators231917111241
Battle in Outer Space192217101340.5
The Great Rupert132016141740
Gore Gore Girls18192191139
Jocks110831101437
Space Rage180926120937
Ramblin Man 171617121237
Warrior Queen2615169637
Abraxas181418131036.5
The New Kids151218131436
American Psycho 2: All American Girl200626091035.5
Tale of the Mummy130825130934
Naked Cage2515168533.5
Among The Shadows130816131432
State Park171519100631
Viva Knievel14817111431
Hot Stuff15810111529.5
Foodfight1401910825.5
China Salesman132167822

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